Playing Dead Dog Funny Birthday Card
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Front
Features an image of a bulldog laying on its back with the message: “At your age, playing dead get a lot less funny.”
Inside
Blank inside for your own birthday message.
Envelope
Includes one birthday card and one yellow Hallmark branded envelope.
Dimensions
17cm (H) x 12cm (W)
Australia Post preferred size.
Joke with your loved ones about getting another year older by giving them this birthday card from our humorous Shoebox collection.
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Shipping
Orders are dispatched within 1 business day from the date that you place your order.
Business days are defined as Monday to Friday, excluding Victorian public holidays.
You should expect to receive your order 2 to 5 business days after shipping, depending on your distance from Melbourne.
Returns & Refunds
We accept change-of-mind returns on all purchases. Your request must be sent to the email address below within 7 days of receiving your order.
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